Totally funnyness!

Me: If a prostitute is forced into non consentual sex, is it rape or shoplifing?

Sarah's bf: see : girls say it is rape
moast boys say it is shoplifting
me i dont want to get in to it

lol. 

Here's my sad, sad attemt at poetry. Hope it doesn't kill you!

Fan twirling overhead,

The seconds hand of the clock,

Making its minutely rounds.

Both these things spinning

Round and round out of control

Just like my heart.

Why is it that when life begins to calm,

Something always stirs it round?

I hate you, I love you, I miss you, I loathe you.

I want to kiss you, I want to rip your face off.

Filled with two kinds of passion.

If only I could pick just one.

When I go to bed at night,

Your voice floats though my head

As I hug my bear wishing, yearning,

To hug you as tightly as I clutch to the bear.

But upon morning's light, 

Rage floods though me as I

Hate myself for such pathetic weakness 

And throw the bear to the ground with a soft thud.

Why oh why can't the light come on,

And have my decison be made?

Let the light flash green 

To help me move forward.

Instead of it blaring red

Keeping me as a prisoner 

In the same old place.

As just about 99% of the freshman population of this small little town knows, I broke up with my boyfriend yesterday. And yesterday, I was a total emo person. On my way walking home, I saw I dead squirrel with blood pooling around it's head. I broke down crying thinking that that was the squirrel equivalent of him. As soon as I got home, I put on my PJ pants, jumped under the covers and broke open the box of See's that I had got in preparation. After my second chocolate I had to stop eating. It was totally retarded, but in my head, my teeth were me, and the chocolate was his heart. I eventually got over that mentality and spent the rest of the night with chocolate in hand with my friend by my side. When I get really sad, I feel a need to watch a blood and gore movies, so I talked my dad into taking us to rent V for Vendetta. Watching that dulled the pain even though I fell asleep before the end of the movie where he makes everyone bleed. D: When I woke up today, I was still miserable and was crying just as much as I was the day before. But, about an hour ago, I had a conversation that made me feel better. Magically. I started to feel better afterwards, as I finished the ice cream, muffins, and chocolates. I didn't realize that the conversation had done it when it happened though. I realize that now. It was totally off the topic of the break-up for the most part, but it made me feel so much stronger. I feel totally equipped to face my problems now. I really owe this person. I won't name them here, but I will have to thank them for clearing my head and making me sane enough to think clearly. I still don't know what I will do, or what the answer to my questions are, but I'm fit to figure it out now. I wonder how long it will take...

I think that in reality, people will always only be remembered for one thing. No matter how great of a person, or how many great things they did, their life will always be summed up by one thing. I find that very horrible, and I know some people may try to argue it. But ask yourself, what did George Washington do? What did Einstein do? What did Jesus do? One thing sprang to your mind for each of these people. You had to struggle to think of other things, and you may have succeeded, but in the end, I hope that showed you that a person is always tied to one thing. They can't escape it. No one can. But what we all can do, is choose what that one thing will be for us individually through our words, actions, thoughts, beliefs, and decisions. Some of us are on a good path to having a nice summary that shows how wonderful of a person they are, but others like myself are off to a bad start or have taken a bad turn. Some are born to this bad start. Others make decisions that lead them there. I, this week have made a very bad turn. I intend to correct my mistakes but I'm not exactly clear on how yet. One problem, I am going to solve temporarily. Another can begin the process of clearing up once the temporary solution is made, but will flourish again once the first problem returns. I am very upset to come to the crashing realization that all of these problems I am currently facing, are directly related to the catastrophe that I was born into. What makes me even angrier is that I single handedly made all of my problems worse by ten fold in a matter of seconds of chaos that was induced by my lack of emotional control that made my brain go numb. I used to think of myself as a strong person for moving what I thought was forward from the trauma of my past, but I no longer can delude myself into thinking this. I am a horrible person and I am a plague to all that I encounter. I would like to sincerely apologise for forcing myself on society the past 14 years. I know that this tear drenched apology will not fix anything. I just feel that I need to do something, and this is where I figured I could start. I know I could fix everything but at significant pain to myself, and I think that I shall fix everything anyway. I consider it my penance. I am now taking this opportunity to announce that I shall no longer bother anyone longer than tomorrow. Adieu.